Attack of the Hobosexuals

According to the Toronto Sun, hobosexuals are “serial daters, often bouncing from one live-in relationship to the next.”

After hearing more of my girlfriends discuss this atrocity plaguing women, I decided to bring in reinforcements. That’s why in today’s episode of Keeping it Casual with the Girl in Gucci Glasses, the President of Bad Bitch University, Adesuwa breaks down hobosexuality, providing us with remarkably insightful tips on how to protect yourself from these parasites.

Signs You Might be Dating a Hobosexual

  • The relationship came out of nowhere, and since that point, everything has moved faster than the speed of lightning.
    • Healthy relationships need space! No one should want to be inseparable, especially if they just met.
  • Your partner makes you pay for more things, yet has no issue paying for their interests…a complete switch up from when you first began dating

So if your interest is spiked, and you want to learn more, buckle up and tune in below.

You’re in for a wild ride. 

Today’s episode is for all my babes that have a warm place to live, a car to drive, and money in the bank. Be careful, because if you’re not, your significant other will turn into a non-paying roommate real quick.

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