Category: Opinion

• Opinion

  The Kids Aren’t Alright, They’re Stupid

  The kids aren’t alright, and haven’t been for a while now. Literacy rates are falling, attention spans are in the gutter, and we’re actively taking an axe to the education system while acting shocked by the outcome. This didn’t happen overnight. It’s been a slow burn. Reading levels are down.…

  January 25, 2026
• Opinion

  Samantha Jones Was Always the Blueprint

  I watched Sex and the City in my early twenties and loved Samantha Jones instantly. She felt like permission. Permission to want sex, to take up space, to not constantly explain myself. Now I’m in my thirties and I’m even more confident saying she was the best character. Not ironically. Not nostalgically.…

  January 22, 2026
• Opinion

  Stop Letting the News Control Your Life

  Have you noticed how fear is everywhere now? Turn on the news and it’s doom after doom. Scroll social media and it’s outrage and panic. Even your “off-grid” friends are selling fear. Climate collapse. Government conspiracies. Economic collapse. Survivalist prep lists. And the craziest part, is most of these people…

  January 19, 2026
• Opinion

  Verizon Is Having Another Major Outage and It Made Me Realize How Little Control We Actually Have

  Verizon is down today, and the outage left many people suddenly without service. Here’s what’s really happening, why these outages keep occurring, and what it exposes about our dependence on phone and tech infrastructure.

  January 14, 2026
• Opinion

  Don’t Let Gym Anxiety Hold You Back This January

  January makes people mad for some reason — not everyone. Just a select few weirdos. As expected, the gyms fill up. Wellness advice is everywhere. Everyone suddenly decides they’re going to take better care of themselves, and somehow that makes other people unbearable. Before anything else, here’s my context. I’m…

  January 12, 2026
• Opinion Sustainable Living

  You Don’t Need Another Stanley, Owala, or Bear Cup

  

  Bestie, stop. Seriously, stop. You know you do not need yet another trending cup. Not the Stanley in a new color you somehow don’t already own. Not the limited edition Owala everyone on social is losing their minds over. Not the bear with a beanie that somehow sold out in…

  January 10, 2026